"The Stranger" mad lib except there were no adjectives so I made up the ending (you're not missing much it was written by some old french fart)

Name died today. Or yesterday maybe, I don't know. I got a telegram from the home:
"Name deseased. Funeral tomorrow. Faithfully yours." That doesn't mean anything. 
Maybe it was yesterday. Either way I would have to go -ing verb. Or maybe I would 
just to ____ noun near the place. I had a very adj feeling in my head. 
Isn't life so quirky and adj. Maybe I'll go smoke a cigarrett and be depressed. 

I robot except I changed the begining because assimov was a pop writer who didn't know how robots worked

noun are adj but we should give them rules to follow in case they don't follow the other rules 
we gave them to follow. Or maybe not, maybe we should just let the noun to ____ verb.
"And that is all," said person, rising. "I saw it from the beginning, when the poor noun 
couldn’t to _____ verb, to the end, when they stand between mankind and destruction. I will see no more. 
My adj life is over. You will see what comes next."